Jesus being a jerk
You and I probably can't do that. If you are a person who steals other people's stuff, you are a jerk. Let's say that you want to really jerk people around. Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.
Jesus Being a Jerk
Being a Jerk for Jesus | HuffPost
The temple cleansing in the context of Christ's ministry and the in-breaking of the kingdom was an act of messianic judgment. Hilarity ensues as it often involves funny and often vulgar text is added. I had to study some passages when I was baptized as a college student. It shows us how Jesus treats his enemies: He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation. You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter s - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in! If we become like little children
Jesus Was a Selfish Asshole, Says Noted Bible Scholar Erick Erickson
Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me. Queer Voices. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit. And he was a snake oil salesman besides.
Our righteousness, and our adherence to the laws of the old testament, must exceed that of the Pharisees in order to enter the kingdom of heaven. What if you want eternal life? Jesus was a total jerk. Probably started by some damn dirty Commies. Follow us. That is both ridiculous, and a clear indication that he is a jerk.